I stopped by my mother's house today, and as she was helping me get the cat and dog fur off my little black dress, her boyfriend made a joke. I was standing with my back to her, and she was using the sticky-roller to remove fur from my ass.
"It's been a while since you've gotten a whuppin', isn't it?" asked the boyfriend about me.
My mom went on to explain: "The last time she got a 'whupping,' she was four. And I spanked her, and afterwards, she turned around and gave me a hug and said 'Thank you.'"
My response? "Wow, foreshadowing, much?"
And then we all busted out laughing.
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Adorable! And fodder for parenting psychiatrists to use in their argument against corporal punishment: "They'll grow up to be kinky!"
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